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  • Lucy Smoke
    • Apr 6, 2019
    • 1 min read

A Day in the Life of Lucy: 9

Lucy: *strolls into coffee shop* *places order*

Barista: Oh, hey! It’s half off today.

Lucy: OMFG. SERIOUSLY? YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

Barista: *finishes order after Lucy Pays* eyyyy *finger guns*

Lucy: *overjoyed to find someone like me*

Barista’s boss: *whispers* Don’t ever do that again.

Lucy: *stops.* *stares boss in the face until he meets my eyes* If she stops finger-gunning me (dirty thought) *smirk* I’ll stop coming (another dirty thought) *smirk smirk* here.

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