A Day in the Life of Lucy: 9
Lucy: *strolls into coffee shop* *places order*
Barista: Oh, hey! It’s half off today.
Lucy: OMFG. SERIOUSLY? YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
Barista: *finishes order after Lucy Pays* eyyyy *finger guns*
Lucy: *overjoyed to find someone like me*
Barista’s boss: *whispers* Don’t ever do that again.
Lucy: *stops.* *stares boss in the face until he meets my eyes* If she stops finger-gunning me (dirty thought) *smirk* I’ll stop coming (another dirty thought) *smirk smirk* here.