A Day in the Life of Lucy: 8

Here’s a funny from the mind of Lucy:

Question: Do you have any tips for new writers?

Me: Cry now, it’s best to get used to that early on.

Someone else: Read a lot. Hone your craft.

Also Me: Every time someone says “Craft,” take a shot

Me Continued: Not a shot of water, you pansy. Tequila. Whiskey. Vodka. Those are your choices.

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Oh yeah, and welcome to the club, you poor unfortunate soul.