A Day in the Life of Lucy: 7

Lucy: *happily clicking through personally made teasers, thinking of herself as a genius… because you know, she is.*

Lucy: *finds what she thinks is an error*

Lucy: EDITOR! *contacts editor* ANSWER! OMG. F%$K! HELP!

Editor: LUCY?

Lucy: *shows editor teaser* HAVE I DESECRATED ONE OF THE SIMPLEST RULES OF GRAMMAR? I AM NOT WORTHY! *dissolves into sobbing*

Editor: No… you’re right. It’s fine.

Lucy: *sobbing cuts off abruptly* Oh good, I was having a damn fuckery attack.

Editor: That sounds dirty.

Lucy: *wiggles eyebrows*