A Day in the Life of Lucy: 7
Lucy: *happily clicking through personally made teasers, thinking of herself as a genius… because you know, she is.*
Lucy: *finds what she thinks is an error*
Lucy: EDITOR! *contacts editor* ANSWER! OMG. F%$K! HELP!
Lucy: *shows editor teaser* HAVE I DESECRATED ONE OF THE SIMPLEST RULES OF GRAMMAR? I AM NOT WORTHY! *dissolves into sobbing*
Editor: No… you’re right. It’s fine.
Lucy: *sobbing cuts off abruptly* Oh good, I was having a damn fuckery attack.
Editor: That sounds dirty.
Lucy: *wiggles eyebrows*