A Day in the Life of Lucy: 63
Lucy Looking for Cover Models: Take Four
God… are you out there? It’s me, Lucy. I don’t know how much more I can take of this. Are those… dreads? WHO DID THIS TO YOU? Who HURT you?! *inhales deep breath* What the ACTUAL fuck? I honestly don’t know what else to look for… Am I a bad person? *shudders* *clicks* If SHE can be a model then I can CERTAINLY be one too. What are you doing? WHY are you doing that? WAIT. THIS IS PROMISING. *Hopes rising* Is it almost over? Aaaaaaaaannnnd you turned around. That is not a good look for you, Honey. Maybe don’t quit your day job? I’m going to hell.