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A Day in the Life of Lucy: 62

Lucy Looking for Cover Models: Take Three

What. Is. Happening? You have long hair and boobs but… are you sure it’s a woman? Weren’t you in that movie Thoroughbreds? The one that wasn’t about horses, I mean. I. Hate. Doing. This. Sofuckingmuch. *click click click* Definitely wouldn’t want to run into you in a back alley Orrrrrrrrr on a normal street either for that matter. Is… is that… Is that your FACE? WHY ARE ALL THE GOOD PICTURES IN BLACK AND WHITE?!

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