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A Day in the Life of Lucy: 61

Lucy Looking for Cover Models: Take Two

Okay, not bad. Too pretty.  Too plain.  I… didn’t want to see ANY of that, but thank you. Lame. LAMER. Oh… this one seems… promising. *clicks* *clicks clicks clicks* Sunglasses. Sunglasses. Why are you wearing sunglasses in EVERY DAMN PICTURE!? I don’t even know what your face looks like! Next. Too constipated. You gonna do something with that gun or you just gonna hold it like a fashion accessory? *SCREAMS* OMG NO! *Rapid clicking ensues*

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