A Day in the Life of Lucy: 59

Lucy on Cover Porn (aka Book covers for sale):

Lucy: OMG, it’s PERFECT. Also Lucy: You’re poor. Stop. L: But– AL: Broke. L: *pulls out wad of cash* AL: Where dafuq did you get that? L: I have a secret stash for perfect covers. AL: We need to talk about your priorities. But no, you’re still not getting it. You have too many covers of books not yet out. L: BUT!!!!!! AL: No. L: What if– AL: Something better may come along. L: LOOK AT IT! WHAT COULD BE BETTER?! AL: Amanda covers. L: … *slams door to the bedroom because it’s no use arguing*