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A Day in the Life of Lucy: 56

*typing away at work* *older coworker comes in* Lucy: Hi, Mrs. P, how are you? Mrs. P: I have gas Lucy: *doesn’t bat an eye* Well that sounds like a personal problem Mrs. P: Right you are, dear … Mrs. P: You know, dear, you’re really quite beautiful. Lucy: *doesn’t know how to take a compliment* Uh… I’m told I look like Snow White. Mrs. P: No, Snow White was pure and innocent. We know the truth. Lucy: *dies* You know me so well…

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