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A Day in the Life of Lucy: 55

Friend: *sends Lucy image of someone debasing Sweet Iced Tea* Lucy: *wakes up at 9:15 am because her son [Hiro, the Dog] has to pee* *see’s Foxy’s message* That woman [the debaser of Sweet Iced Tea] needs to die.

Hours Later

Lucy: *goes to message Friend* Holy F*ck! Did I really say that? I don’t remember sending that at all!… Oh, it was 9:15 am… that makes sense now. Lucy: Also, they were spreading blasphemous about SWEET DELICIOUS ICED TEA so…

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