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A Day in the Life of Lucy: 54

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Lucy: *tells best friend plans for books for the next year* BF: *Says Lucy’s full real name* Lucy: Oh shit. You’re really mad. BF: *typing furious reply* *autocorrect fucks up a million times* Lucy: You know… you’re less scary when autocorrect hates you BF: Shut up, I’m still scary damn it! Lucy: *sobs hysterically* *cackles hysterically* BF: You’re going to die. Lucy: … BF: You need to give yourself a fucking break Lucy: Just a break… with a lot of fucking BF: …I can be of service…

Also from BF: BF’s aren’t BF’s unless they offer to fuck away your stress.

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