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A Day in the Life of Lucy: 51

Lucy: *looks left* *looks right* *opens computer, clicks on new outline* Friend: *pops up out of nowhere* Whatcha doin? Lucy: *SCREAMS* Omg! You scared me! …  *both stare at computer screen where Lucy has started outlining a new story* *Lucy clicks away* Lucy: So.. um… how’re you? Friend: Don’t you have deadlines for– Lucy: Yup. Working on it. Friend: Wasn’t that a new– Lucy: *starts sweating* No idea what you’re talking about. Friend: Uh huh. So, identical twins huh? Lucy: *sweating profusely now* Uhhhhhh Friend: Give me the laptop Lucy: *jumps up, runs away with laptop* NEVER!!!! Friend: *chasing Lucy* GOD DAMN IT, LUCY!!!

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