A Day in the Life of Lucy: 5

*Reading a Children’s Norse Mythological Tales book*

Lucy: Wtf…

*Flips page*

Lucy: WTF…

*Flips another page*

Lucy: … No, that is NOT what happened.

Roommate: *eating something on the couch* How do you know? Were you there?

Lucy: NONE OF THIS IS ACCURATE. HOW CAN YOU BE EATING AT A TIME LIKE THIS!

Roommate: *slowly sticks chip in mouth and crunches down loudly*