A Day in the Life of Lucy: 5
*Reading a Children’s Norse Mythological Tales book*
*Flips another page*
Lucy: … No, that is NOT what happened.
Roommate: *eating something on the couch* How do you know? Were you there?
Lucy: NONE OF THIS IS ACCURATE. HOW CAN YOU BE EATING AT A TIME LIKE THIS!
Roommate: *slowly sticks chip in mouth and crunches down loudly*