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  • Lucy Smoke
    • Apr 6, 2019
    • 1 min read

A Day in the Life of Lucy: 49

Lucy: *makes special delicious chicken and pasta dinner* *timer dings to let Lucy know dinner is done* Lucy: *pulls out chicken and finishes pasta* *grabs plate* *stops and stares at freshly prepared homecooked meal* Lucy: I don’t want this…

10 minutes later

Lucy: *eating oreo o’s for dinner* What is wrong with me?

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