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A Day in the Life of Lucy: 46

Lucy: *Editing classmate’s paper draft in class.* Lucy: *pauses mid-comment* *leans over to classmate* You’re okay with me using expletives in my comments, right? Classmate: Uhhh, sure? Go ahead?  Lucy: *nods* Cool, ’cause I already wrote it and it’s in pen, so no taking that shit back now. Classmate: *gets paper back* OMG Lucy: What I do? Classmate: You drew an eyeroll emoji next to your comments. Lucy: Yes. Yes, I did.

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