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A Day in the Life of Lucy: 43

Medieval English Professor: Yes, and there was this one time I went on a dig in England in the summer of my undergrad. Do you know how many times they made me relabel artifacts? I’m a little bitter. Me: *slowly pulls out writer notebook* And did you perhaps meet incredibly attractive Nighthawks? aka artifact thieves and stop them but get kidnapped? Whole Class: *stares* Me: *breaks fourth wall* Indiana Jones-esque RH anyone?

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