A Day in the Life of Lucy: 4
Lucy: A pore strip ripped off a patch of my skin…
C: OMG put VASELINE on it!
Lucy:… Who the fuck actually carries vaseline? What does that do but like… lubricate shit?
C: You gon’ learn today, son.
Lucy: I’m a woman but okay.
C: It can… smooth your hair.
Prep your skin for perfume so it lasts
Highlight your skin when you don’t have luminizer
Remove makeup stains from clothing
Turn loose powder makeup into cream makeup
Define your lashes
Eyelash glue remover
Lucy: Hair is fine. Perfume lasting is fine. What the fuck is luminizer? Some sort of singing candelabra? I don’t wear enough make up for that. Don’t wear powder make up. Lashes are fine… no fake eyelashes – too much work.
C: WD-40 substitute. Homemade slug repellent.
Lucy:… you’re making this shit up now.
C: No I’m not!
Lucy: I have like… that.. rubby shit
The shit that goes on your face
Fuck, what’s it called?
The stuff that “Stops you from aging” but doesn’t really?
I think that’s it