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A Day in the Life of Lucy: 39

(feat. “The Bitch” – y’all know who I’m talking about. Don’t pretend.)

(It’s Kel. In case you were wondering)

The Bitch: I’ll buy you a drink.

Lucy: *squints* you’re only saying that to get me in bed.

The Bitch:

I’ll buy you 2 drinks if you dont make me smooze.

Lucy: Fine. I heard they’re like SUPER EXPENSIVE too. I’ll buy the most expensive one and not even drink it.

The Bitch: …

Lucy: Okay, I might sip it…

The Bitch: …

Lucy: all of it…

The Bitch: …

Lucy: ALCOHOL IS MY VICE. Geez, what’s with the interrogation…

The Bitch: writing is my vice. And being a cunt. I do that too.

Lucy: You’re so good at that second one.

The Bitch:

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