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A Day in the Life of Lucy: 38

Lucy: *telling kel a funny ass story on the phone*

Kel: *laughing* That’s hilarious!

Lucy: I know I am.


Lucy:…what’s your point?

Lucy: –Anyway, so Kel.

Kel: Yes?

Lucy: I have to pee.

Kel: Okay.

Lucy: I’m gonna hang up on you bc I have to pee and I dont want you to hear me pee and my phone is on 19% and shit.

Kel: Okay.

Lucy: but I love you.

Kel: *mumbled response*

Lucy: Did you say you loved me back?

Kel: Yeah.

Lucy: Well, say it again so I can be sure.


I love you, Lucy.

Lucy: K. Thx. Byeeeeeeeee

This has been A Day in the Life of Lucy. Tune in next week for more shenanigans.

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