A Day in the Life of Lucy: 36
feat. Anita (It’s not Kel this time)
[convo so far: talking about Anita alpha reading for Lucy]
Anita: Do we want brutal honesty this time? or gentleness?
Lucy:…tbh…Idk how you can be any worse than me right now. Every page is shit. Shit shit shit.
Lucy: This whole book is shit.
Lucy: Everything about it sucks ass.
Lucy: But it needs to be done.
Lucy: And I’m hoping, against hope that my glorious alpha reader (you) and editor can somehow find a ROCK of SOME value not even a GOOD value just SOME under all of this feces.
Anita: You say that every time and it totally doesn’t.
Lucy: I mean it this time.
Lucy: [as Anita] Anita: you mean it every time
Lucy: [back to Lucy] I REALLY mean it this time
Lucy: [continuing to play Anita’s part] Anita: no sure just take over the conversation why don’t you. You can do my part, that’s fine.
Lucy: Thanks I’m so glad you understand how shitty this is.
REAL Anita: I like watching myself have conversations. Really insightful.
This has been a Day in the Life of Lucy. Stay tuned for next week’s episode: Lucy’s Loses her Shit [and no we’re not talking about the book]