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  • Lucy Smoke
    • Apr 6, 2019
    • 1 min read

A Day in the Life of Lucy: 33

Lucy: *wakes up*

Lucy: What a glorious morning…it makes me sick.

Lucy: *checks weather* Oh, hmmm 66 degrees? I can break out the sweater! Not too hot not too cold.

Lucy: Gets ready for work and school. Walks outside.

Lucy:…

Lucy: What the fuck is this shit? I THOUGHT YOU SAID 66 DEGREES! WHERE THE FUCK IS FALL?

Lucy: *debates on changing* Ahh fuck it. I’ll just sweat for the rest of the day instead of spending 5 minutes changing. That sounds logical.

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