A Day in the Life of Lucy: 32
Kel: *insinuates that Lucy is an asshole*
Lucy: *GASP* I’m like…super nice. All the time. How dare you. I’m a motherfucking angel.
Kel: The devil was an angel too. Look how that turned out.
Lucy: *gestures to self* Um…HELLO. Lucifer speaking. I’m still an angel. A fallen angel. But an angel none the less.
Kel: Means you’re not an angel anymore
Lucy: *still talking like Kel hasn’t said a word* AND…I’m still the most beautiful.
Lucy: A dead rose is still a rose
Lucy: And a rose by any other name would still smell as sweet.
Lucy: So suck my dick.
Kel: A dead rose smells like rot. Not a rose. So eat ass mofo.
Kel: Nasty. Hairy. Ass.
Lucy: *GASP* YOU BITCH!
Lucy: When you get to hell, I’ll be fucking waiting for you. You hear me? I’ll. See. You. In. Hell.
Kel: I’ll be fine.
Lucy: Fucking STOP IT! LET ME HAVE THE LAST WORD, DAMN IT!