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Friend: It’s Short Girl Appreciation Day.
Lucy: …
Friend: I appreciate you.
Lucy: 
Friend: 
Lucy: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL YOU CAN’T SEE WITH A MAGNIFYING GLASS?!
Friend: 
Lucy: …
Friend: I’ll whoop your ass. Don’t make me!
Lucy: Bring it. I’m closer to hell… I have the devil on my side.
Lucy Looking for Cover Models: Take Four God… are you out there? It’s me, Lucy. I don’t know how much more I can take of this. Are those… dreads? WHO DID THIS TO YOU? Who HURT you?! *inhales deep br
Lucy Looking for Cover Models: Take Three What. Is. Happening? You have long hair and boobs but… are you sure it’s a woman? Weren’t you in that movie Thoroughbreds? The one that wasn’t about horses, I
Lucy Looking for Cover Models: Take Two Okay, not bad. Too pretty. Too plain. I… didn’t want to see ANY of that, but thank you. Lame. LAMER. Oh… this one seems… promising. *clicks* *clicks clicks cl