A Day in the Life of Lucy: 3

Friend: It’s Short Girl Appreciation Day.

Lucy: …

Friend: I appreciate you.

Lucy:

Friend:

Lucy: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL YOU CAN’T SEE WITH A MAGNIFYING GLASS?!

Friend:

Lucy: …

Friend: I’ll whoop your ass. Don’t make me!

Lucy: Bring it. I’m closer to hell… I have the devil on my side.