A Day in the Life of Lucy: 29
A Day in the life of Lucy: Edition “Things my Editor would totally say”
Editor: WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Editor: LUCY! NO. STOP IT.
Editor: Are you even human? Do you have a soul?
Editor: *slap* don’t *slap* put *slap* a comma *slap* there *slap* youstupidbitch
Editor: You cackled when you wrote this didn’t you?
Editor: Idk how, but I think you got tear stains and blood on a virtual document
Kristen (editor), would you not? You are the embodiment of “not today Satan” which is rather ironic, considering…