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A Day in the Life of Lucy: 29

A Day in the life of Lucy: Edition “Things my Editor would totally say”

Editor: Wtf.

Editor: WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Editor: LUCY! NO. STOP IT.

Editor: Are you even human? Do you have a soul?

Editor: *slap* don’t *slap* put *slap* a comma *slap* there *slap* youstupidbitch

Lucy: *crying*

Editor: You cackled when you wrote this didn’t you?

Editor: Idk how, but I think you got tear stains and blood on a virtual document

Kristen (editor), would you not? You are the embodiment of “not today Satan” which is rather ironic, considering…

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