A Day in the Life of Lucy: 27

A Day in the Life of Lucy: Hurricane Edition (Hurricane Florence – I live in the South East, please don’t stalk me)

Lucy: *calls dad*

Dad: *answers* What? I’m busy.

Lucy: Just checking on you.

Dad: Baby, I’m playing cornhole.

Lucy: I thought you said you were fucking busy?

Dad: I am.

Lucy:…

Dad:…

Lucy: So, anyway. You still alive?

Dad: Why are you calling me? You’re gonna get it worse than me.

Lucy: Just checking on my inheritance. K. Love you. Byeeeeeeeee