A Day in the Life of Lucy: 27
A Day in the Life of Lucy: Hurricane Edition (Hurricane Florence – I live in the South East, please don’t stalk me)
Lucy: *calls dad*
Dad: *answers* What? I’m busy.
Lucy: Just checking on you.
Dad: Baby, I’m playing cornhole.
Lucy: I thought you said you were fucking busy?
Dad: I am.
Lucy: So, anyway. You still alive?
Dad: Why are you calling me? You’re gonna get it worse than me.
Lucy: Just checking on my inheritance. K. Love you. Byeeeeeeeee