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  • Lucy Smoke
    • Apr 6, 2019
    • 1 min read

A Day in the Life of Lucy: 26

Lucy: *clicks on something on the computer*

*silence*

Lucy: *quietly* oh no.

Friend: What?

Lucy: *slightly louder* Oh no.

Friend: *actually looks at Lucy* What?

Lucy: OH NO.

Friend: …

Lucy: I’m on depositphotos again. I can’t stop.

Friend: Can’t stop or won’t stop.

Lucy: *starts singing Miley Cyrus as she’s scrolling through pictures* CUZ WE CANT STOP. WE WONT STOP!!!

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