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  • Lucy Smoke
    • Apr 6, 2019
    • 1 min read

A Day in the Life of Lucy: 25

Lucy: If I ever had to work a 9-5 job, I’d be dead before I turned 30.

Kel: Dude. SAAAAAME.

Lucy: This is why I’m a writer.

Kel: We are legit the same person.

Lucy:

“Me at college graduation: *sobbing openly*

Other people: Aww. Are you going to miss us?

Me: NO. I’M JUST SO FUCKING HAPPY I WONT HAVE TO GET UP AT THE ASSCRACK OF DAWN ANYMORE”

Kel: Yeah, I’m not walking. I’m too lazy to get up that early and stand around.

Lucy: I don’t want to regret NOT walking, but if I have to buy a new robe thing, I’m not doing it. I already have one. Those things are thin af and the only difference for a Masters is the sleeves.

Kel: A robe?

Lucy: Yeah, the thing that you wear over your clothes. The moomoo looking thing.

Kel:

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