A Day in the Life of Lucy: 25
Lucy: If I ever had to work a 9-5 job, I’d be dead before I turned 30.
Kel: Dude. SAAAAAME.
Lucy: This is why I’m a writer.
Kel: We are legit the same person.
“Me at college graduation: *sobbing openly*
Other people: Aww. Are you going to miss us?
Me: NO. I’M JUST SO FUCKING HAPPY I WONT HAVE TO GET UP AT THE ASSCRACK OF DAWN ANYMORE”
Kel: Yeah, I’m not walking. I’m too lazy to get up that early and stand around.
Lucy: I don’t want to regret NOT walking, but if I have to buy a new robe thing, I’m not doing it. I already have one. Those things are thin af and the only difference for a Masters is the sleeves.
Kel: A robe?
Lucy: Yeah, the thing that you wear over your clothes. The moomoo looking thing.