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    • Apr 6, 2019
    • 1 min read

A Day in the Life of Lucy: 24

Kel: I’m curious, why don’t you show your face?

Lucy: Privacy…but also *jumps up and covers half of my face with a black blanket woven around my arm like a Dracula cape* I’m MYSTERIOUS!

Lucy: Is Lucy a babe or is she ugly? The world may never know.

Lucy: … *puts down cape* I’m hot though, btws. In case you were wondering.

Kel: And now I’m EVEN MORE CURIOUS.

Lucy: *sends pic*

Kel: … you do bitch face like me…

Lucy: ITS RESTING BITCH FACE SYNDROME! I CAN’T HELP IT…

Also Lucy: But I’m hot, aren’t I? At least a 7, right?

Kel:

Yeah, you’re hot babe. At least a 7

Lucy: *sizzles*

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