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  • Lucy Smoke
    • Apr 6, 2019
    • 1 min read

A Day in the Life of Lucy: 20

Friend A talking to Friend B: I just finished this awesome book–

Lucy: *walk up into the room like what up, I got a big love of books* BUT HAVE YOU READ *this* BOOK? *shoves book in friend A’s face.*

Friend A: Uh… no *shoves book out of face* Not yet.

Lucy: *stares in judgment* *sniffs* then you ain’t shit. *walks away*

Friend A: *calls after* I didn’t say I WOULDN’T read it!

Lucy: AIN’T. SHIT. HOMIE.

Friend B: Maybe you should read the book.

Friend A: I will eventually. Don’t worry, she always does this.

Friend B: *picks up book that fell on the ground* Isn’t this her book?

Friend A: *exasperated* yes.

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