A Day in the Life of Lucy: 2
Lucy: *boxing up books for a big move*
The Rock [aka grandmother/mamaw]: Lucy, you know if you got rid of some of these, it would be much easier to move you.
Lucy: *glares over shoulder at the Rock* No.
Rock: Be reasonable!
Lucy: I AM BEING REASONABLE! If I got rid of all my clothes, it would be easier to move as well. Is that what you want me to do, woman? Move apartments NAKED?!
Rock: Well, you could stand to downsize your closet too…
Lucy: Now listen here, Susan, the books are staying. Clothes… optional.
Rock: … *name is not Susan*
Rock: Please don’t try to move in naked.