A Day in the Life of Lucy: 2

Lucy: *boxing up books for a big move*

The Rock [aka grandmother/mamaw]: Lucy, you know if you got rid of some of these, it would be much easier to move you.

Lucy: *glares over shoulder at the Rock* No.

Rock: Be reasonable!

Lucy: I AM BEING REASONABLE! If I got rid of all my clothes, it would be easier to move as well. Is that what you want me to do, woman? Move apartments NAKED?!

Rock: Well, you could stand to downsize your closet too…

Lucy: Now listen here, Susan, the books are staying. Clothes… optional.

Rock: … *name is not Susan*

Lucy: …

Rock: Please don’t try to move in naked.