- Lucy Smoke
A Day in the Life of Lucy: 15
Feat. The Rock (my grandmother) (side note: As I’ve told others, to be fair, my grandmother is much older than Dwayne Johnson and had the name first.) Now, on with your regularly scheduled broadcast of awesome.
Lucy: I have a bra on.
Rock: okay…
Lucy: so I’m appropriate to be out in public.
Rock: I didn’t think you took your bra off.
Lucy: I took a shower.
Rock: You can’t shower with a bra on.
Lucy: …which is why I had it off.
Rock: Oh, so you didn’t have your bra on in the shower?
Lucy: Uh no?!
Rock: Good. You shouldn’t wear a bra while you shower.
Lucy:…
Lucy: Why do I get the feeling that you have personal experience with this?