A Day in the Life of Lucy: 13

Why am I doing this again so soon? Because drugs, that’s why.

Day in the Life of Lucy:

Feat. TJ 

TJ: I’m hardcore thinking about starting a crazy RH fanfic starring Betty, Jughead, Archie, and Fangs.

Lucy: I don’t know who those people are. Wait. Jughead… Cole Sprouse? He’s hot.

TJ: GAH! RIVERDALE!

Lucy: I’ve never seen an episode in my life

TJ: I’ll bake you a cake and pay you $5 to watch Riverdale.

Lucy: Do you want books or do you want me to watch Riverdale? There is a choice that must be made here.

TJ: Fuck.

[long pause]

TJ: Fine. Books. You can watch TV when you’re old I guess. -_-

Lucy: A wise decision has been made.

TJ: I need more people to swoon with me.

Lucy: I’ll swoon over Cole Sprouse any day of the week. His face is a face that I would proudly sit upon.

#dontdodrugs #doworrytheyarejustsleepingmeds #WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE