- Lucy Smoke
A Day in the Life of Lucy: 13
Why am I doing this again so soon? Because drugs, that’s why.
Day in the Life of Lucy:
Feat. TJ
TJ: I’m hardcore thinking about starting a crazy RH fanfic starring Betty, Jughead, Archie, and Fangs.
Lucy: I don’t know who those people are. Wait. Jughead… Cole Sprouse? He’s hot.
TJ: GAH! RIVERDALE!
Lucy: I’ve never seen an episode in my life
TJ: I’ll bake you a cake and pay you $5 to watch Riverdale.
Lucy: Do you want books or do you want me to watch Riverdale? There is a choice that must be made here.
TJ: Fuck.
[long pause]
TJ: Fine. Books. You can watch TV when you’re old I guess. -_-
Lucy: A wise decision has been made.
TJ: I need more people to swoon with me.
Lucy: I’ll swoon over Cole Sprouse any day of the week. His face is a face that I would proudly sit upon.
#dontdodrugs #doworrytheyarejustsleepingmeds #WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE