A Day in the Life of Lucy: 11

Jen: *getting up before 5am to help out with some school function* *Sends Lucy picture of outside*

Lucy: OMG. It’s darker than my sense of humor outside!

Jen: Only you would say something like that.

Lucy: I’m just saying. I would not be you right now. Those other parents would be questioning me, asking “Is she dependable?” No the fuck I am not. I am not dependable before 2pm in the afternoon. I could show up naked–that’s a high possibility–before 2pm because I’m TIRED.