A Day in the Life of Lucy: 10
Lucy: I found a place to live! (looking for new rentals in the area)
C: That’s great babe, where?
Lucy: Well, I’m debating on either SecurCare Storage units (that’s not a typo, they really spell secure like that) or CubeSmart Storage units.
C: Did I miss something?
Lucy: They have great deals! and if I get the big unit, the first month is FREE!
C: Lucy, it’s illegal.
Later that day…
Lucy: Why can’t you live in a F*cking storage unit?
Friend: Because it’s illegal…
Lucy: (thinking apparently everyone knew this but her) Yeah, well, you know what else is illegal, robbing someone but college still exists.
Lucy: But am I wrong?
Friend: No, you’re not wrong.
Lucy: F*cking communists.