- Lucy Smoke
A Day in the Life of Lucy: 1
Jen: *talking about hot air balloons and crazy cliff divers*
Lucy: I would die.
Jen: *something about how some people did and it was crazy*
Lucy: *thinking: there’s a reason people don’t do that. It’s not crazy that they died, it’s crazy that they jumped off of a cliff and expected not to*
Lucy:…
Lucy: Oh, by the way. Expressionate is currently at 63K and I have yet to kill someone… I’m gonna try to do that before the end of the night.
Jen: … *supposedly off working and doing adult things*
Lucy: … *thinking: Well, I said I was gonna kill someone, now I have to do it.*
Also Lucy: It isn’t like I WASN’T planning on killing someone…
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I totally was.