A Day in the Life of Lucy: 1

Jen: *talking about hot air balloons and crazy cliff divers*

Lucy: I would die.

Jen: *something about how some people did and it was crazy*

Lucy: *thinking: there’s a reason people don’t do that. It’s not crazy that they died, it’s crazy that they jumped off of a cliff and expected not to*

Lucy:…

Lucy: Oh, by the way. Expressionate is currently at 63K and I have yet to kill someone… I’m gonna try to do that before the end of the night.

Jen: … *supposedly off working and doing adult things*

Lucy: … *thinking: Well, I said I was gonna kill someone, now I have to do it.*

Also Lucy: It isn’t like I WASN’T planning on killing someone…

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I totally was.